Back From the Store

The fridge and cabinets are locked and loaded for high-quality Zone eating. Here’s my HEB haul:

And I bought myself two treats, since there is ZERO junk food in my house:

Maybelline “Lash Stiletto” mascara which promises “ultimate length” and “shiny patent finish!” Ooh, la la !
Four really terrible celebrity magazines because they’re the new year’s resolution diet-makeover-before/after issues. How I could I resist these:

Chop! Chop!: A Story In Photos

The first time I had a bowl cut, with John Taylor of Duran Duran, circa 1993 I've been thinking about chopping off my hair for...

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Do I Need A New ‘Do?!

I know Madonna is wearing a wig in this photo from the Met Gala, and I also know that my all-too-real hair won't look this...

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Comments

  • Erin Clare says:

    Enquirer:
    I have to know who the large one in the mismatched bikini is and I still don’t think the skinny one down at the right is “too skinny”. But that’s just me.

    Allure:
    Eva Mendes is one of my new favorite star faces and bodies, right below Keira Knightley who I have an insane crush on.

    People:
    I like a magazine that throws regular people on the cover as stars!!

    US:
    Okay–if that is Britney Spears on the cover, I’m calling BS on the profile of her thighs. I spent a year airbrushing cellulite, stretching images, and covering roots of models for Elle Mag.

    Your Sunday is AWESOME!!

    This post’s word verification: “formi”. It’s practically begging for the follow up statement: “…to poop on!” If you don’t get it, google Triumph the insult dog.

  • Melicious says:

    The tragic body in the mismatched bikini belongs to Pearce Brosnan’s wife! I mean, you almost have to applaud him for clearly choosing inner beauty over the generally-accepted Hollywood beauty trap. But he *is* from the U.K., so that might explain it.

    I have an insane girl crush on Selma Hayek because she’s smokin’ — but she also appears to be completely insane.

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