The first time I had a bowl cut, with John Taylor of Duran Duran, circa 1993 I've been thinking about chopping off my hair for...Read More
Back From the Store
The fridge and cabinets are locked and loaded for high-quality Zone eating. Here’s my HEB haul:
And I bought myself two treats, since there is ZERO junk food in my house:
Maybelline “Lash Stiletto” mascara which promises “ultimate length” and “shiny patent finish!” Ooh, la la !
Four really terrible celebrity magazines because they’re the new year’s resolution diet-makeover-before/after issues. How I could I resist these:
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I have to know who the large one in the mismatched bikini is and I still don’t think the skinny one down at the right is “too skinny”. But that’s just me.
Eva Mendes is one of my new favorite star faces and bodies, right below Keira Knightley who I have an insane crush on.
I like a magazine that throws regular people on the cover as stars!!
Okay–if that is Britney Spears on the cover, I’m calling BS on the profile of her thighs. I spent a year airbrushing cellulite, stretching images, and covering roots of models for Elle Mag.
Your Sunday is AWESOME!!
This post’s word verification: “formi”. It’s practically begging for the follow up statement: “…to poop on!” If you don’t get it, google Triumph the insult dog.
The tragic body in the mismatched bikini belongs to Pearce Brosnan’s wife! I mean, you almost have to applaud him for clearly choosing inner beauty over the generally-accepted Hollywood beauty trap. But he *is* from the U.K., so that might explain it.
I have an insane girl crush on Selma Hayek because she’s smokin’ — but she also appears to be completely insane.