The first time I had a bowl cut, with John Taylor of Duran Duran, circa 1993 I've been thinking about chopping off my hair for...
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The fridge and cabinets are locked and loaded for high-quality Zone eating. Here’s my HEB haul:
And I bought myself two treats, since there is ZERO junk food in my house:
Maybelline “Lash Stiletto” mascara which promises “ultimate length” and “shiny patent finish!” Ooh, la la !
Four really terrible celebrity magazines because they’re the new year’s resolution diet-makeover-before/after issues. How I could I resist these:
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Enquirer:
I have to know who the large one in the mismatched bikini is and I still don’t think the skinny one down at the right is “too skinny”. But that’s just me.
Allure:
Eva Mendes is one of my new favorite star faces and bodies, right below Keira Knightley who I have an insane crush on.
People:
I like a magazine that throws regular people on the cover as stars!!
US:
Okay–if that is Britney Spears on the cover, I’m calling BS on the profile of her thighs. I spent a year airbrushing cellulite, stretching images, and covering roots of models for Elle Mag.
Your Sunday is AWESOME!!
This post’s word verification: “formi”. It’s practically begging for the follow up statement: “…to poop on!” If you don’t get it, google Triumph the insult dog.
The tragic body in the mismatched bikini belongs to Pearce Brosnan’s wife! I mean, you almost have to applaud him for clearly choosing inner beauty over the generally-accepted Hollywood beauty trap. But he *is* from the U.K., so that might explain it.
I have an insane girl crush on Selma Hayek because she’s smokin’ — but she also appears to be completely insane.