The post below was originally published in 2011, and it's been updated each year to reflect where I am in my life and the new...Read More
I Can Do Anything Good
I am TOTALLY doing this tomorrow morning. Seriously.
5:15 a.m. I will stand on my sink in my leopard pajamas and declare all the things I like. How can a bad day follow that?!
I hope I don’t fall off the sink, hit my head on the tile, pass out, and have my eyeballs eaten by my cat Smudge.