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‘Scuse Me, Miss… Can I Get a Beer Over Here?
At some point last week, I realized that Karaoke Apocalypse was playing two parties around St. Patrick’s Day, and that I didn’t have anything green to wear.
Any excuse for a costume, right?
I googled “St. Patrick’s Day costume” and found just what I was looking for at buycostumes.com. When it arrived two days later, Dave said, “It’s really green.”
- a beer wench?
- a milk maid?
- a specialty hooker?
- a slutty leprechaun?
… or, as one dude said to Adam, our drummer, “You know who she looks like? That girl who was in charge of the salad bar at that place we used to work.”
I was super excited it fit when it arrived — the damn thing came packaged in the tiniest little envelope. And. It. Fit.
Maybe next year I’ll just go for a green “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” t-shirt.