Did you hear that? It was the sound of me bashing my own skull against my coffee table. There I was, sipping Bengal Spice tea,...Read More
Fit to Lead
“President-elect Barack Obama, center, leaves a local gym following his morning workout Tuesday, Dec. 2, 2008 in Philadelphia, Pa. Walking out with him are members of the Secret Service.”
Wanted: Two or three good-looking, fit dudes in suits to accompany me to my morning workouts so I can pretend I’m a VIP surrounded by Secret Service agents.