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Paleo Creole Ham & Cauliflower Rice
I moved into my own apartment — my first apartment! — during my junior year of college and suddenly had access to a full kitchen. No more dining hall meals for me! It was the first time I’d been completely responsible for cooking for myself, and I experimented a lot. I made chicken satay 100% from scratch, scouring the hole-in-the-wall Asian shops in Syracuse for ingredients and pounding fresh lemongrass to make homemade curry paste. I stocked my freezer with double batches of homemade pesto in the summer, and
stole permanently borrowed Natural Food Feasts — a much-adored cookbook that sits on the my shelf right now — from a friend of a friend of a friend so I could try my hand at Indonesian food and Middle Eastern recipes that weren’t part of my family’s repertoire.
I was also a food magazine addict. I clipped a lot of recipes from magazines, nerdily glueing them to index cards so I could add them to the growing collection in a plastic file box. (That index card file box also contained my handwritten versions of some of my mom’s best recipes, in my round, loopy handwriting and the start of my personal shorthand for recipes that makes no sense to anyone but me.)
One of the recipe cards that survived the transition from my college apartment through a short stint living with my mom in Escondido, California; then on to my own place in Sausalito; and finally, to the houseboat where Dave and I lived when we were a new couple — whew! — was a simple, one-pot meal for creole ham and rice with kidney beans. We ate that dish at least once a week because it was easy and cheap to make.
I’ve been revisiting old recipes as I gather inspiration for our next cookbook (coming in October 2016!), and I found the recipe card for the creole ham and rice. When I got over the shock of realizing I’d been carting that recipe card around for almost 25 years, I realized it would be pretty simple to make a paleo-friendly version. I could get our old favorite back on the menu!
I ditched the kidney beans, replaced the rice with cauliflower, and came up with a ham-free version for Whole30-ers. The best news of all is that it’s still dead-easy to make — it’s based on my recipe for Oven-Roasted Cauliflower Rice. You just toss the ingredients with flavored fat and throw the whole shebang into the oven for half an hour. The thyme, cayenne, and celery seed are flavorful without being overwhelming, and the cauliflower rice becomes the ideal combination of tender and caramelized in the oven.
Alone, this is a good dose of veggies, but if you want to double-down on plants, this is super tasty with a side of steamed green beans tossed with olive oil and garlic. You could also serve your pile of creole rice on a bed of raw baby spinach leaves; the heat of the cauli rice will warm and tenderize the leaves. It’s also worth noting that this is an excellent way to use up leftover Easter ham.
Paleo Creole Ham & Cauliflower Rice
Serves 2-4 | Prep 20 minutes | Cook 30 minutes | Whole30 approved with modification; see note below
2 heads fresh cauliflower
1 pound ham, diced
1 medium onion, diced (about 1/2 cup)
1/2 green bell pepper, diced (about 1/2 cup)
1/2 red bell pepper, diced (about 1/2 cup)
2-3 tablespoons cooking fat, melted (Tendergrass Farms lard is really nice!)
3 cloves garlic, minced
1/2 tablespoon dried thyme leaves
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon ground black pepper
1/2 teaspoon ground cayenne
1/4 teaspoon celery seed
Preheat oven to 425F.
Break the cauliflower into florets, removing the stems. Place the florets in a food processor and pulse until the cauliflower looks like rice. This takes about 7 to 10 one-second pulses. You may need to do this in multiple batches to avoid overcrowding.
Place the riced cauliflower in a very large mixing bowl. Add the ham, onion, and bell peppers. Toss with a spatula or two spoons until everthing is evenly distributed.
In a small bowl, combine the fat, garlic, salt, thyme, black pepper, cayenne, and celery seed. Mix, then pour over the cauliflower. Toss for at least two minutes so the ingredients are evenly coated with the flavored fat.
Divide the rice between two large, rimmed baking sheets (or a roasting pan) and roast in the oven 30-35 minutes, stirring about halfway through the baking time. At the end, the cauliflower should be tender, with little brown bits beginning to appear. OPTIONAL: For added caramelization, zap each tray under the broiler for about 2 minutes after the baking time is up.
To Make This Whole30 Compliant
As written, this recipe isn’t Whole30 approved because most ham is cured with sugar. To make a Whole30-compliant version, replace the ham with raw, boneless pork chops cut into cubes, and follow the rest of the instructions. To replicate the smoky flavor of the ham, you could add a 1/4 teaspoon liquid smoke to the fat and spices. (Liquid smoke that contains only smoke and water is Whole30 compliant.. Some brands sneak in molasses, soy, and sugar, so read labels carefully. This one from CedarHouse is a good one.)