New Potential For Nibbles On The Ear

Yes, that’s right: Bacon Cologne (pronounced bay-cone, you Neanderthals.)

From the web site:

The year was 1920 and quite by accident John Fargginay, a Parisian butcher discovered the ability to dramatically elevate his customers’ mood with a secret recipe blending 11 popular pure essential oils with the essence of…bacon. As the story goes, film stars & heads of state would frequent his shop to procure the magical elixir. With a wink of the eye and the secret code, “fargginay,” customers would be slipped a discreet pouch containing the formula said to trigger pleasant memories. After a massive fire on July 4, 1924, the business was lost and so was the formula…Until now.  Ladies & gentlemen, behold, bacōn fragrances, by fargginay.  The time has come to uncover a new level of awesome.

Imagine what might happen if you wore Bacon Cologne while serving bacon bourbon brownies or bacon potato chip cookies… or if you’re being sensible (although who is being sensible while wearing bacon cologne?!) you could share some Bacon Broccoli Salad!

Learn more about this new fragrance and get your hands on some here.