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This just arrived in my email:
Amy’s Ice-Cream is here and setting up for the Birthday Bash. Come to the Kitchen at 2:00 for Ice Cream! Happy Birthday again to everyone!!!
To that I say:
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I've been dealing with boxes of girl scout cookies for weeks up here in my office. I haven't touched a one. But I love how people will put them out to justify gorging on them!! All in the name of "sharing"! 😉
So bitter!
Amber –> The food fest in our office this week is a little intimidating. Ice cream today. Pizza tomorrow. Plus a champagne toast and cheese platter at the end of the day. 🙁
Stacey Doyle –> Quiet, you.
i told caren to bring something healthy for the april birthdays – like carrot sticks.
I'm interested to see what shows up in May for my birthday. Nuts and fruit, I hope 😉
When I put on big girl clothes and went to the office everyday, I HATEDHATEDHATED this! And people give you crap for not participating…while at the same time asking how I'm losing so much weight. DUh! Stay strong! and bring your own birthday treats! My bday is May too…maybe I need to start trying to figure out a paleo carrot cake with coconut butter frosting….
Right now there is a rep here screening some reels. Not so bad if they didn't give GOBS of guacamole, queso and chips. And cases of beer…CASES!
Mmmm…if this apple wasn't so good, I'd throw it at 'em!
What I found MOST annoying about the "unhealthy food in the office" thing is that it's meant to be a nice gesture — but they're giving us poison. And our bodies, if we're not careful, are preconditioned to crave that poison when it's parked in front of us. Personally, if I'm going to eat that stuff, it's going to be with loved ones, relaxing, and celebrating something — not at work. BOO.
Happy Birthday to the ground!
Jen, that made me laugh out loud. For real. Thank you!