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Um. Wow.

Wow.

According to the Wikipedia entry about Katie “Jordan” Price:

Katie Price is a former English glamour model, television personality, magazine columnist, writer, singer and businesswoman. Her personal life is regularly featured in British tabloids and celebrity-based magazines. She is married to singer Peter André with whom she has two children, and she also has a child from a previous relationship.

Apparently, she’s promoting both a flat iron AND curling iron in this photo.

So now it completely makes sense.