Did you hear that? It was the sound of me bashing my own skull against my coffee table. There I was, sipping Bengal Spice tea,...Read More
Best. Email. EVER.
OMG! My lifelong wishes can now come true. Look what I got in my email inbox! Aren’t you jealous?
1. I can get a Summer Body EFFORTLESSLY!
Woot! No more weight lifting or met-cons or doing things that are scary! No more dino-chow! It’s EFFORTLESS!
2. I can eat little pies and pastries!
According to those photos, my mistake has been not eating baby quiches, chocolate pastries, and bleu cheese. Consider me schooled!
3. Free makeup, too!
I never got eyeliner and lipstick at CrossFit. What a rip off!
4. Only $42 per day!
Here I am, investing in grass-fed beef and happy-chicken eggs and locally-grown produce. I could have been eating packaged food FedExed to me twice a week instead… for just 2-3 times what I spend on groceries now!