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This is Blake. She is fun and funny and smart and altogether badass. (Read her ‘You Really Gotta Meet’ profile.)
Last night, Blake and I wanted to see The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, with a start time of 8:00 p.m. But Blake worked until after 7:00 which didn’t leave us much time to eat healthy food before the flick – and popcorn and movie hot dogs were not a viable option.
1. Pack portable containers with grilled chicken sausage, avocado, jicama, and cucumbers. Bring peaches, plastic forks, and napkins on the side.
2. Get a large handbag. Bonus points if the grommets and zipper make it look like it’s wearing a grouchy face. Place containers inside handbag and top with wallet and jacket in case the theater is cold.
3. Eat your feast during the movie and sniff with superiority at the people crinkling a popcorn bag behind you.