The first time I had a bowl cut, with John Taylor of Duran Duran, circa 1993 I've been thinking about chopping off my hair for...Read More
I will be watching the Academy Awards on Sunday (Dinner and a Movie!™), but alas, I will not be wearing a chocolate dress. In fact, it’s pretty likely I’ll be wearing squishy pants, slippers, and my hair in a ponytail – although I’m flirting with the idea of getting dolled up to watch so I don’t feel like a chubby frump when I see the coiffed, begowned celebs.
I haven’t settled on our menu yet, but I’m craving kale chips, so they’ll probably play a supporting role. (See what I did there?) Maybe some delicious lamb meatballs…
But definitely no chocolate… ’cause Crack Pie is coming in one short week!