Today is "Birthday Day" at our office, which means cupcakes (with sprinkles on top!) to celebrate all the people with birthdays this month. I, of...Read More
There are cupcakes are our reception desk again. I can see them from my desk. Dozens of them: white, pink, and chocolate cake with white frosting and violets MADE FROM FROSTING on top.
Everytime I walk past to get to the bathroom – which is a lot because I drink a lot of water and chamomile tea – I can smell the butter and sugar.
This has been going on for four hours.
I just had a very vivid insta-daydream in which I imagined myself smashing them with my fists and flinging them all over the corporate overlords’ office.