The post below was originally published in 2011, and it's been updated each year to reflect where I am in my life and the new...Read More
RED ALERT! RED ALERT!
There is a delicious dark chocolate cake with dark chocolate buttercream frosting sitting 20 feet away from me… a going-away party treat for a co-worker.
I had one bite.
And it was normal-sized, too.
One, normal-sized bite of, like, the best f*cking chocolate cake ever.
I’m now walking away to go to my meeting and eat pork chops and cabbage and a grapefruit and almonds.
Let them eat cake. Pffft. Not on my watch.