Crime Fightin’ Shoes

I need these. Desperately.

Available in Chanel boutiques, in case someone wants to buy me a pair. I think they’re only $2200. Don’tcha think I’m worth it? Size 9. Either silver or black will do nicely, thank you.

Chop! Chop!: A Story In Photos

The first time I had a bowl cut, with John Taylor of Duran Duran, circa 1993 I've been thinking about chopping off my hair for...

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Do I Need A New ‘Do?!

I know Madonna is wearing a wig in this photo from the Met Gala, and I also know that my all-too-real hair won't look this...

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